I need to lift 300 hundred pounds by tommorrow to impress my mom by tommorrow. How can I do this?

Question

i only lift 10 now but i did a push up so it increaded

Answer 1

Here goes:



1. Go to a gym



2. Load 300lbs on a 45 degree leg press machine.



3. Sit down in the machine.



4. Release the weight and put your hands on your knees.



5. Push the weight back up using your arms and legs.



6. GET SOME GUYS TO BE YOUR SPOTTERS IN CASE ANYTHING GOES WRONG!



There 300lbs lifted!



Don't worry about impressing your mother. It isn't healthy. Get to know God and yourself. Those are the only two you need to impress.

Answer 2

It's easier than you think. Squat (always use your knees when lifting) get a firm grip on this object and in one fluid motion, lift.



Ignore that tearing and burning feeling in your groin. That's just the muscles tearing. About that time you'll notice a bulge appear around the area of your navel. Ignore that too...it's just your intestines extruding through the rip in your abdominal wall.



Now bear in mind that you've probably only budged this object a mere fraction of an inch off the floor...BUT...you've accomplished your mission. You've actually lifted 300 pounds!!! Albeit very slightly but in the grand scheme of things and factually speaking..you've lifted it.



Your mom can congratulate you at the emergency room while they put your intestines back into your abdominal cavity again.

Answer 3

I can bench press 300 lbs. but I've been in the gym for 5 years. Why do you need to lift 300 lbs anyway? That's kind of rediculous to want to be that strong from nothing over night.

Answer 4

If you can only lift 10 now, then you are really weak, and you should not even attempt 300 lbs.

Answer 5

get some british or cyprus currency.



they have the pound £ get £300 and u should be able 2 lift it

Answer 6

Buy 30 10 pound bags of suger and move them one at a time.

Answer 7

fork lift is the only thing i can think of... and you need to do something better with your time than trying to impress your mother...

Answer 8

Don't, unless you are a weight lifter. You run the risk of getting hernia

Answer 9

just lift your belly up over your head

Answer 10

one word steroids ( well that was 3 but you get the idea)

Answer 11

Sell your soul to the devil.

Answer 12

you shouldnt have to she should accept you for what ever size you are

Answer 13

impossible

Answer 14

you can't