Only Chuck Norris could beat up Chuck Norris and that too is an impossibility because he beat himself up, then get up and beat the one up who beat him up, and the cycle would continue.
Raimon
2006-05-31 06:42:56 UTC
Norris is 66. He's good, but past his prime. I'm certain many martial artists could "beat" him. However, what will it prove? Nothing.
Chuck has lived a very good life and has made the most of his abilities. He's an example to us all. Few people can "beat" him in that sense.
batmantis1999
2006-05-24 13:56:08 UTC
Are you kidding?
Chuck Norris has to sleep with a nightlight on because even the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris!
2006-05-24 13:26:30 UTC
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
ryan_r_greene
2006-05-24 12:29:52 UTC
Chuck Norris is too strong and too fast for any mere mortal to lock horns with him. If he could match up with a mythological beast, then we might have a fair fight. How many times has he saved the world, the state of Texas, and kept Average Joe's in a dodgeball tournament? Too many to count. As long as he stays on his own fitness machine that uses your own body weight, he will be too powerful to defeat. Therein lies the secret.
Kyle C
2006-05-25 21:10:22 UTC
Wanderlei Silva could woop Chuck Norris *** back and forth in a ring, he cant be beat in semicontact fighting but full contact the Top 10 can take him out(Fedor,Rampage,Wandy etc not Liddel)
Pale Rider
2006-05-27 15:51:52 UTC
it has actually happended by another action movie superstar 3 years ago. in a world council martial arts match chuck norris attempted to defend his top ranking against vin diesel and got his *** handed to him on a platter.....chuck is getting old and slowing down and hestitating on some moves which you can't do in a match...also the moment you start believing your own hype that you can't be beaten is when it happens in spades
powerplayer25
2006-05-24 12:37:46 UTC
thats a funny question..and yes..the dude is like 100..maybe not back in the day..but put some of the mixed martial artists of today..and chuck doesnt stand a chance
Ges
2006-05-24 12:25:24 UTC
Jet Li
dragon_hapki
2006-05-25 02:16:01 UTC
Bruce Lee
Yes He's old and decrepit now his son does all his moves now
Back in the day he was the sh1t now no way
william b
2006-05-24 13:18:34 UTC
Anyone can beat anyone else
Bruce W.
2006-05-24 12:27:39 UTC
I don´t know, but his movies suck
2006-05-24 12:17:56 UTC
No
whateva
2006-05-24 12:17:56 UTC
YA I CAN! NO I'M JUST KIDDING!
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